1 I'd Rather Have A Small House Than A Big Boat

2 Money I've Spent, Lives I've Touched (This Was Meant To Sound Like The Pixies)

3 In The Words Of Our Monitored Lifeforce: "Take This, And Measure For Greatness."

4 I Gave My Dog The Middle Finger

5 I Hope Your Tape Player Eats This Cassette And You Can't Find A Pencil To Rewind It Because People Don't Really Use Writing Utensils Anymore. So You'll Have To Use An Mp3, An Assed Finger, Or A Bologna Sandwich.

6 I'd Rather Have A Small House Than A Big Boat

7 Money I've Spent, Lives I've Touched (This Was Meant To Sound Like The Pixies)

8 In The Words Of Our Monitored Lifeforce: "Take This, And Measure For Greatness."

9 I Gave My Dog The Middle Finger

10 I Hope Your Tape Player Eats This Cassette And You Can't Find A Pencil To Rewind It Because People Don't Really Use Writing Utensils Anymore. So You'll Have To Use An Mp3, An Assed Finger, Or A Bologna Sandwich.