1 Noel's Haunted House Party

2 Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

3 Netflix And Kill

4 Two Pints Of Virgin's Blood And A Packet Of Crisps

5 Cult Of David Dickinson

6 Ant And Dec Vs. The Evil Dead

7 Yelling Slayer At Your Nan's Funeral

8 Getting Drunk With Satan

9 The Philip Schofield Chainsaw Massacre

10 Burning Churches Is The Most Fun You Can Have Without Taking Your Clothes Off

11 Fifty Shades Of Grind

12 Owen Wilson Says Wow

13 Gordon Ramsey's Insatiable Appetite For Human Flesh

14 The Boring Exorcism Of David Beckham

15 Rob Halford Robs Halfords

16 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of The Easily Offended Millenials

17 The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior

18 Carol Vorderman's Countdown To Extinction

19 Night Of The Living Dildos

20 Mark Zuckerburg, King Of The Nightmare Realm

21 Halloween At Richard And Judy's