1 Los Angeles Is A Town Where We Choke On The Air 5:32

2 Portland Is a Town Where People Crawl Up Their Own Asses to Take Shelter From the Rain

3 Tyler Texas Dripping Down Her Chin 6:17

4 Puebla, City Of Lost And Destroyed Opportunities 9:32

5 Washington, DC Is A City Where Tourists Still Stand On Thewrong Side Of The Escalator 7:47

6 Austin Condopocalypsegohomeleaveusalone 3:59

7 Plainfield is a Town Where I Do Not Want to Live 7:15

8 Klagenfurt Ist Kotzescheisze 9:41

9 Middlebourne Is A Town Where Everything Is Falling Apart 3:11

10 Fort Walton Beach Is A Town Where You Roast Slowly In Nero's Belly 4:38

11 Happily in Exeter 2:00

12 Leawood is a Town Where the Rain Feels More Like Sleeping Than Sleeping Does 9:29

13 Melbourne Is A City Where Trams Buzz Like Bee Hives 4:42

14 Melton is a Town Where Money Goes for Children With Cancer and Hodgkin's Disease 7:41

15 East Tamaki: Rural Noise And Neighbourly Submissiveness 4:01

16 Rothbury Is A Town Where In The Winter The River Floods And Washes Great Masses Of Soil Into The Homes Of Those Who On It's Banks 8:10

17 Perth Is A Town Where Nothing Happens 7:00

18 Bolingbrook is a Town Where the Cops Hate Power-Electronics 3:42

19 Roscommon Is a Town Where the River's on the Radio 3:49

20 Wheaton Is A Town Where All My Friends Use Me To Help Find Them Drug Dealers 4:09

21 My Town is HB and it's All About Fly Surf 3:43

22 Rock Island is a Place Where the Mississippi Flows Sideways 9:16

23 New York is a Town Where You Can Go Fuck Yourself 8:45

24 There's Always A Fowl Stench Coming From The Town Of Searing 4:12

25 Birmingham, City of Iron 6:30

26 Lawrence, KS is a Town Where Everyone is Obsessed With Bikes... 9:00

27 [REDACTED] is a Town Where the Young Demographic Embraces the Future 6:20

28 Victoria's Secret (Everybody Shoots Down) 5:54

29 Aleksandrovac is Ordinary Little Town Where Only I Make Noise... 9:30

30 Biddeford is a Town Where Dreamers Go to Die 4:32

31 "Boston is a City Where Everyone is a Drunk & Annoying Sports Freak" 5:24

32 Burpengary Is A Suburb Which Causes Misanthropy, Oxley Is Where I Celebrated And Overcame This 9:58

33 Dunfermline is a Small Town in Scotland in an Even Smaller County Called Fife 0:30

34 Debris in Providence 7:00

35 I Didn't Get Out Much 7:24

36 Rancho Bernardo Is A Town Where Old People Go To Die 10:47

37 Austin Is A Town Where Girls Say "Fuck You I'm Glad You're Out Of My Life" 6:53

38 Marquette is a Town Where I Can Be Late For Anything 8:00

39 Carshalton is a Town Situated Where it is Situated in the London Borough Of Sutton... 3:40